a letter from satan

dear Godchasers,

food for thought.
read this.


A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily
chores.

You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter
of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray
before going to bed last night. You are so
unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you
how glad I am that you have not changed your
way of living, Fool, you are mine.

Remember, you and I have been going steady for
years. and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of
fact, I hate you, because I hate God.

I am only using you to get even with God. He
kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use
you as long as possible to pay him back.

You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has
great plans in store for you. But you have yielded
your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a
living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This
will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really
showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the
good times we've had. We have been:

watching sexual movies,

cursing people out,

stealing,

complaining at everything,

lying,

being hypocritical,

fornicating,

using vulgarities,

overeating,

telling dirty jokes,

gossiping,

being judgmental,

backstabbing people,

disrrespecting adults,

and those in leadership positions,

no respect for the Church,

bad attitudes.

SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come
on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got
some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of
appreciation from me to you. I'd like to
say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of
your foolish life.

You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are
tempted to sin, you give in. HA HA HA! You make
me sick. Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your
life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new
blood. So go ahead and teach some children how
to sin.

All you have to do is... smoke, take drugs, go
clubbing, sleep around, drink or get drunk
while under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip,
fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible.

Do all of this in the presence of children and they
will do it too. Kids are like that.

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be
back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If
you were smart, you would run somewhere,
confess your sins, and live for God with what little
bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to
warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning,
it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong,
I still hate you.

IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER
FOOL FOR GOD.


P.S. If you really love me, you won't share this
letter with Anyone